It was my third time in Boracay and I wanted to do something different. If like me you’ve had your fill of Jonah’s fruit shakes, banana boat rides, people-watching at D’Mall and shopping for trinkets at the Talipapa, and done with island-hopping and paraw-sailing and getting a henna tattoo, then read on….
Day 1
So this is “the new Filipino time.” Our 12:40pm Cebu Pacific flight took off at 2pm and an hour of my vacation went to waste. Our banca arrived at Boracay Station 3 at about 5:30pm. The water came up to thigh-level and I was wondering whether my skirt would be short enough for it not to get wet when one of the manongs said “Buhat na lang!” and I thought he was kidding until he scooped me up onto his shoulder (at which I gave a startled yelp!) and carried me to the beach. I looked back and saw Dex getting ready to climb onto the next guy’s shoulders, so I hurriedly dug out my camera to get a shot.
Someone from Dave’s Straw Hat Inn was there to meet us and take us to the resort, which is a few steps away from White Beach. The room we had for the night was tiny but pleasant, and an attendant offered us banana shakes as soon as we’d put our bags down.
We must have walked the entire stretch of White Beach two and a half times that night. So much has changed in the last 2 years: D’Mall had expanded and now looks like Greenbelt 5, and there are plenty of new shops and restaurants. There was just so much to see; it was overwhelming. 
We had dinner at one of the establishments offering buffet dinners for P185. Then we headed back to D’Mall and decided to chill at The Hobbit House (same as the one in Malate where you are waited on by "hobbits"), where they have the best nachos for P100 (beefy and cheesy, served with mildly spicy salsa) and an interesting drink called the Minchi-Lada (a mix of lime juice and beer). This was also where I had my very first smoke ever: we had a hookah pipe with apple-flavored shisha and took turns trying to replicate Gandalf’s smoke ship. And now I know why I’m destined to be a non-smoker for life: though I enjoyed the curious looks from passersby, I just didn’t get the point.
We stayed at Cocomangas 'til midnight and walked the stretch back to station 3, stopping every now and then to marvel at how fine the sand really is in Boracay and hoping the sky would clear so we could look out for shooting stars.
Day 2
It rained about an hour after we got back to our room that night, but the morning sky was a happy blue. We rented 2 mountain bikes and took off for breakfast at Station 2, then hopped over to Real Coffee for calamansi cake and our caffeine fix. And then with nothing but our sunblock, 2 bottles of water and a general idea where we were going, we headed towards the highest point in Boracay, Mt. Luho.

Some people hike to Mt. Luho. Others take trikes, scooters or ATVs, or even go on horseback. And there I was, a girl who had no mountain-biking experience whatsoever, who had to stand en pointe for my feet to touch the ground, silly enough to think it would be a piece of cake. Biking on sand and evading all the human traffic was already a challenge in itself (around Station 1 the sand is so soft the bike's wheels have a tendency to sink and slide); what the hell was I thinking? But somehow Dex and I managed to make it over sand, rocks and mud, dismounting and pushing our bikes up where the road was too steep. It was tiresome work, and we even passed the infamous Boracay dumpsite (which didn’t smell like one, thank goodness) before reaching the steps to viewing deck, where the view was just... breathtaking.

We took the shorter route going back to White Beach, and the road was very rough and so steep that I was scared to death of tumbling all the way down to Bolabog beach. But I guess it was fear of failure and embarrassment more than anything that kept me on my bike, all the way back to the Inn. What an adventure.
After lunch we were met by the staff of Nami Villas, where we were billeted for the 2nd night. One of them introduced himself as Francis, our butler (!). After checking in at Nami we went back to White Beach to get a massage, terrorize the fish that were swimming around our feet, and catch some photos of the lovely sunset. After dinner the Nami van was there to fetch us (at exactly 9pm, just as we had asked) and when we got back to our room there was a hot bath waiting for us at our very own candle-lit outdoor jacuzzi. Aaaaahhhh….
Day 3
We were scheduled to leave for Caticlan at 10am, but Francis had arranged for us to go jetskiing at 9, so right after breakfast we headed down to the beach for our last Bora activity. It was another first for me, and though I kept getting blinded by seawater and was screaming half the time, it was such a cool experience and I can’t wait to do it again.

The Nami boat took us to its private welcome center in Caticlan, where a van was waiting to bring us to the port. Everything was like clockwork. Kudos to the Nami Villas staff, particularly Francis for his buttling. I give them five stars for service. It’s just too bad we weren’t able to stay longer. =)
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Dave’s Straw Hat Inn is located near the end of Station 3. The path going there is probably the only disappointment because the resort itself is great and the rates are easy on the budget. We rented our mountain bikes from them at P300/bike/day. Contact them at +63 927 494 4522.
Nami Villas is located at Diniwid Beach, just a 10-minute walk around the cliff from Station 1. The beach isn’t much, but if you’re after privacy and AAA treatment, you’ll get it here. Water sports arranged by your butler are priced similarly to White Beach’s, and you can charge all your outdoor activities to your room. Contact Nami Villas at +63 918 934 4709.